Steve Levering

"Sheer incompetence..."

"Taco Bell and KFC in one place, in case you can't make up your mind!"

"Go elsewhere! The restrooms are exquisitely nasty, and I'm 96.6% certain that all those germs are hovering near the Subway and Wendy's."

"It's Luby's. It's Texas. You're legally obligated to order a LuAnn Platter."

"Save money. Go to the Express window downstairs, order a crab cake and some clam chowder, then bring it upstairs and sit in one of the beach chairs on the third floor."

"If coming via 183, exit Bryant-Irvin and take westbound access road toward Trinity Trails."