Stephen Avitabile

"Eat a meatball. Its good for digestion and complexion."

"Get "The Haircut" best thing on the menu"

"In 1863 Petronilla Feliz is said to have had coffee here. And cursed some dudes and some junk."

"Ask the lady who lives here to make her famous sweet potato pie. She's always willing to."

"You shut up about my Mayorship-Starbucks inside the Vons Yeni A.!"

"Try the sea salt vanilla ice cream. Best dessert in town!"