Steve Frederiksen

"The new United check in area is poorly designed...be prepared for frustration."

"Come and worship with us! Saturday @ 6 PM; Sunday @ 9 AM"

"All you can eat mussels on Monday!"

"When you're bringing out trash to the dumpster, watch out for squirrels...they'll attack you!"

"Bikers, please use a bell when passing pedestrians. We can't hear your mumbled "On your left" over the traffic."

"Don't walk up to the line in the morning singing...it's too early for that nonsense."