Steve 'Canada' Pfaff

"Not sure why there's a line wrapped around the Apple Store when there's no line here... They're clearly selling iPhone 5S here too!"

"Welcome to Club Canada Chicago"

"There's a very bad ignorance problem at this school. The escalator issue is beyond frustrating as these creatures think they're too important. MOVE TO THE RIGHT IF YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO WALK."

"SIGN UP FOR THE REGAL CROWN CARD!!!!!! There is no catch, just a TON of benefits. I can't even count the number of free drinks, popcorn, and MOVIES we've received in the past 3 years with this card!"