Stephen Punwasi

"Security is at the gate, so you need to be there an hour before. Apparently the people who planned the airport have never left the city."

"Mmmm....fresh live lobster at an airport. It's like they're spying on my dreams."

"The Nexus line is usually longer then the regular line because of the new X-Ray machine that needs to be rebooted on a jam."

"No brass knuckles!"

"Standby lines usually get upgraded because no one's paying twice as much for the PVC vs cloth chairs"

"Remember you're not in Toronto anymore. Brown folks, get ready for a third "random" screening"