Stephen Eros

"Pot Roast or Rosemary Chicken are the best!"

"If you're trying to get to the parking lot by the Thompson Music Building, go between the CMS and the Loretto Hilton. If you go on the other side, you'll be stopped by the blue wall of death."

"Diesel on pump 17"

"Beware of falling trees and riding lawn mowers. Blind grandpa on the loose."