Stephanie DeCamp

"Front Porch Philosophy."

"It's only $5 to keep your pet with you in your room! I wish the pool was working though. It's full of sand for some reason.."

"There's an emergency exit on every floor with a sign that says it will lock behind you, but prop it open with Chapstick, and then you'll find that the window will actually open to the fire escape!"

"Great coffee, beautiful girls!"

"The chocolate chip cookies are bomb here."

"Carlton is a total sweetheart! GREAT customer service."