Stephan Botha

"Ever been to PF Chang's and ate the Dynamite Shrimp? Umi's version of it, the "Rock Shrimp Tempura" tops it, guaranteed!"

"Cheesy Prawns! So so so good!"

"This is a AED150 steak. It's about the size of a turd."

"Horrible, horrible service."

"Monday Madness! All you can eat and drink for AED179. Anything from the menu and regular beverages."

"Use your mobile phone and get tickets online. We saw the queues and decided to try getting tickets online. Took 3 minutes and we skipped all the queues."