Stef Schrader

"So, I had ONE embarrassing item. Target charges for bags now, regardless. I don't care what Austin has forced upon you--paper bags aren't expensive and that's a HORRIBLE customer-unfriendly policy."

"I see far too few Porsches, man. I think we got the wrong Stuttgart."

"We've got the biggest balls of them all!"

"If the Exxon on 812 is out of gas (again), there's another (larger!) gas station east on 812 about 5-7 minutes past Bubba's."

"Four words: Red Bull Italian Soda. This will be the early death o' me."

"Curse you, understeer!"