Stefán Vignir Skarphéðinsson

"Read the papers while waiting for your meal"

"Það er 15% afsláttur af þvotti á þvottastöðinni ef þú borgar inni."

"If you didn't bring any swimwear or towel with you, you can rent or even buy one at the box office. Going to the pool in your underwear is gross."

"The coffee here is great, service is great, but the free WiFi tends to be shittier than an average sewage system."

"Ef þú ert mikið á ferðinni í miðbænum, þá er alveg kjörið að kaupa fyrirframgreitt kort."

"Einn af þeim sem vinna hérna heitir Palli og er jójómeistari."