Stanley Zbornak

"Juan took advantage of me taking four square off my phone he is not to be trusted"

"Dave is really mean, avoid at all costs."

"Delta employee application must state: must be a complete hard-on. I woke up with a hard-on and ive been met with nothing but an onslaught of hard-ons this entire trip. Delta should just give up."

"This place is the best!"

"Roombaaaaa"