Squirrel

"Coles is much better than woollies here"

"The horse races are free on Wednesday!"

"Enjoy good food, wine and company, then roll up in the spare room"

"Have a little swing, may bring back childhood memories"

"Awesome kebabs, super expensive though, around $9 a kebab! ask to have 'jajik' on them mmmmmmmmmm the more garlic sauce the better"

"Random people check in here that aren't actually here!!! I know, cause I live here!! lol"