Squash Is Ams Dick

""I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!!""

"This Place Is So New That It Still Smells Like Paint! =P"

"Sunday Nights Are College Nights, All College Students With College I.D.s Are Welcome To Play For Free (With Purchase Of Food Or Beverage) From 7-Midnight! =)"

"Wednesday Nights Are Ladies Night! All Ladies Play Free From 5-Midnight! Any And All Women Are Welcome! =)"

"I Come Here Quite Often, It's Like My Home Away From Home! It Has The Friendliest Staff Around So Treat Them Right And If You See Me Here Then Come Say Hi, I'm Usually In The Players Corner! =)"

"Put Food In Me! =)"