John Rodriguez

"I presume the feeling I get in the pit of my stomach upon entering this place is akin to being a contestant in The Hunger Games."

"Hands down, the best bar of 2007."

"The wannabe Goodfellas working the door will make you wear rental shoes of they feel your attire isn't up to their Men's Wearhouse standards."

"Cheddar Bay Biscuits are why cavemen drew on walls"