Soyentist

"Lub da Pool."

"Gain insight into the tortured brilliance of scientist and philanthropist Dr. Mayor Matt Lathrom the 3rd Esquire, PhD."

"Get drunk here."

"Cool atmosphere, good burgers. Just steer clear of the pizzas. Bistro Gourmet Pizza = Frozen doh & cheese monstrosity."

"It's like Dollar General, only the same."

"They build cool websites :)"