Victoria Hyde

"This Shell does NOT accept the Shell Fuel Rewards card (and the attendants will have no idea what you're talking about if you ask them about it)."

"The gnocchi with creamy gorgonzola cheese sauce is AMAZINGLY delicious. #foodgasm"

"Abandon all hope, ye who order here. (No, seriously: GO SOMEPLACE, ANYPLACE ELSE. This place is horrible.)"

"This place is a goddamn zoo on holiday weekends. Don't expect easy parking, good service, or clean surfaces."

"Avoid dining@ the bar unless your ideal meal includes constant loud clatter of dirty dishes, back-&-forth shouting of employees+managers, & servers who can avoid all eye contact while in front of you."

"The staff will happily add additional toppings to the a la carte slices they have."