Sophi Daniels

"Noisy kinda hipster. And they totally won't honor the gift certificates they used to get us in. And then walked off and didn't run the card."

"Just stay home and avoid traveling. Also. Stop breeding already. Too many humans running around."

"Flights canceled. Hour long lines for customer service to deal with it. Just avoid traveling!"

"Don't carry live animals. Random people will want to touch it. Thank goodness mine were stuffed."

"they've never sold us the right part for our bike. avoid this place unless you know for sure exactly what you need. don't expect any expert advice or help here! and don't trust it if they try."

"I'm the cat's pajamas. Or at least the kitten's bed."