Deuser

"We can land a man on the moon but not load a tram properly."

"By far the best juke box in the city, real one too not one of those Internet crap machines."

"On of the best hotel deals around. Very clean comfortable bed, good Internet, what more does a sales rep need?"

"Per the bartender- The owner has been collecting Crown Royal bags for over 20 years, he's amassed a collection of over 4000."

"Locally owned, lots of local brews, and local jazz. Need I say more?"

"Impressive deals."