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"Gwen is a real treat to have as a server. She'll fight for your fresh breadsticks."

"Enjoy the finest WC you will find anywhere."

"For free wifi, visit the McDonalds across the street."

"Enjoy the complimentary water in the common room!"

"Incredibly fast internet - for free! What a treat."

"One of the best parks in Europe. A visit isn't complete without stopping by the hidden waterfall."