Clay Smith

"Possibly the only airport where you feel like the ticketing agent is bored and you have her print your boarding pass instead of the machine."

"Ask Sarah to make a "Fuck you Grandpa""

"There's a secret bathroom on the first floor."

"Good beer list, excellent ¿como se llama? taco. Don't order more than two of the specialty tacos unless you're starving."

"You can do much better."

"Ask for the secret Chinese menu."