Dez Combs

"Woo hoo 2.40 a gallon"

"Bring exact change or credit cards. I just watched them turn a customer away because they didn't have enough singles in the store! NO! REALLY!"

"Lifeguards keep kids busy for HOuRS so mom & dad can relax"

"London broil is surprisingly good for the price and the sushi is as good as I've had anywhere. Poor Flounder."

"According to 4square, "The Love Shack" is 24 meters from my upstairs bathroom! Whatcha doin' in my house, Mayor Bill?"

"My house! Careful of the land mines and mutated, hybrid chimpbats I've been raising in my shed."