Skinny Realtor

"After watching belly dancer eat fire and cleaning your hands with rose water since your hands are your utensils, I suggest ordering the shish kebab and ladies skip the tight dresses since you will be"

"Just had a bowl of chili/super meaty and a glorified bacon burger combo/highly recommended.. you gotta try this place when you come to the A!"

"Just had a green tea frappucino...you gotta get you some!"