Siobhan McKeown

"Try the reggae bar just to the right of the exit. The owners are nice and they make great cocktails."

"The cappuccino we ordered was espresso with whipped cream and chocolate on top, which was weird"

"To boost your wifi change your dns to Google's. 8.8.8.8 and 8.8.4.4"

"Hanni has a cache of diet coke in the fridge. Make sure she doesn't see you steal them."

"Smells like pee"

"Only 80 people are allowed into Font de Gaume per day, & only 42 into des combarelles. Tickets cannot be bought in advance & the ticket office opens at 9:30am. Arrive about 7:30 - 8 to guarantee entry"