Tristan Pyke

"Don't lose anything here. Bastards will promise to return it, but never do!"

"Sniffer dogs, but I'm pretty sure they're for explosives rather than drugs. Correct me if I'm wrong, and while you're at it, hold my baggy?"

"Most of the beautiful people have peak hour gym memberships (open til 4pm weekdays). Except me. Gentlemen, start your engines!"

"I'm in your Qantas lounge, taking your fruits and exporting them east without realizing. WHUT YOU GUN DO??"

"They have showers. Just whats needed before a long flight east. Mmmmm!"

"The food is very filling!"