Kait Fial

"Don't spill your popcorn on the way out by hitting your arm on the door. Bad mistake."

"If your name is Shane and you live in this house, remember you don't have calves."

"Be prepared for bites to the face! Blight is the king kitten of eating human flesh."

"Don't forget your VCU ID if you need to get into the Broadcast lab. It happens all too often."