Simon Shobrook

"Port should be decanted"

"Slowest Nero's in town..."

"Mr Sanders wooed widower for her secret recipe and only later became an honorary Colonel, for his services to chicken"

"Free parking"

"Generous helpings, so go for the small portion of chips. The best chippy around by far - fish cooked to order"

"Arrive early to see animals feeding and active gorillas up close, without masses of people crowding around."