Simon Sage

"The Wi-Fi password is Welcome1."

"Brunch menu! Served Sunday from 11 until 2."

"Crappy press room Wi-Fi got you down? Bash your head against the nearest sturdy table until you forget it was ever a problem!"

"Dino is The Man. Stayed late two nights in a row and pissed off his driver to get my next day shipments out."

"Room keys are RIDICULOUSLY sensitive. Keep them away from your phone or the keys will be fried."

"Bring cash for the fart jar."