Simon Cope

"Chilli burger is excellent; sauce zings with freshness. Be warned it will probably arrive before your coffee though!"

"Try the anchor burger or the sea bass with lemon & parsley if they are on the specials board - both excellent!"

"Quality Lavazza espresso - perfect!"

"Bring a flask. Not a beverage vendor in sight."

"Watch out for impatient idiots cutting across solid white lines from M621 to M62 in heavy evening traffic"

"Cafe stops serving breakfast at 11.30, but they will still do breakfast baps. Odd."