Simon Green

"One does not simply park in festival place at the weekend"

"This is one of the worst supermarkets I've ever been to. The management are horrible jobsworths. Try to get what you need from the local CoOp and Tesco Express rather than giving this place your money"

"Never order curry :S"

"If you're ordering for many and one is a panini, order the panini first!"

"Always check the specials board before ordering from the menu!"

"Do NOT come here between 12 and 1.30 on a week day! Queues are epic."