Simon Eaton

"WARNING! They don't have the towels available here! Drip dry it is!"

"Perfect place to eat h the boat race today as the river will be packed! 5 plasmas showing the build up from 3:45, Doom Bar and 4 different Brains casks on sale! Terrace has just been refurbished too!"

"If you're buying a load of falafel for the guys in the office bring a pen so you can mark who's is which! Avoid confusion!"

"Try the half dozen oysters!"

"A nice pint in Camden, friendly efficient team of staff serving a nice pint of London Pride!"

"But they did change it free of charge though Clair! Cheers!"