Simon Hawkins

"Bathroom ceiling"

"Nice bathroom"

"I'm so glad I'm not the mayor of this hell hole. Why is travelodge so lacking in any type of quality!!!!!"

"Great view from my room. Almost certainly the worst Internet access on the planet. Cuts me off every 5sec!!!!"

"Very poor personal service from bar staff with very little if no social skills. You'd think the over inflated drink prices would at least warrant some manners!!!!"

"What a dirty hole. Avoid at all costs."