Simon Bucknall

"Paul G. Get off my balcony you tit."

"How can somebody I don't know be the mayor of the barbecue on my balcony?"

"The beef fillet from the Gallileo Butcher is excellent. So are the chickens. The bacon is sublime."

"Eat here. The food is excellent and the menu is designed around the excellent local wines."

"Excellent ale pub serving an international range of brown boozes."

"Chilli salt & pepper squid would be my last meal if I ever have to choose."