Simon Bate

"Organic chicken and no MSG!"

"Great selection of meals on the menu, nice verandah upstairs and they don't use MSG - a real a bonus in a country where they eat it like it's going out of bleedin fashion"

"Fwb ten dollar jugs are the bomb"

"Hide the plates! Joking."

"If the pork's on special, have it...the finest swine this side of porksville"

"Five drinks for ten bucks on a tuesday night, smash Em then get up on the table, that seems to be the deal..."