Dan Gauss

"Yeah, don't accidentally check in here when you meant to select Frank & Lupes El Sombrero.. your friends will belittle you"

"I suspect it's all good, but we like the fish tacos and combination plate 1."

"They always have Faux News on here.. kinda counterproductive making you puke the good food. They will change the channel if you ask nice."

"Coffee refills- in your own cup- are nearly two bucks. Better off to go to the "casino""

"Want to sneak over the border? Mornings are good cuz Border Patrol are all here eating breakfast"

"Today I finally get the Senior discount!"