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"44th floor is a GREAT space, great view to throw a bachelorette AND birthday party when you're as gorgeous as lindsay, the bride and birthday girl!"

"swimmers, wipe your lane dry after every use as a coutesy to other weightlifters."

"ask jenelle (she likes pink) to get you squeaky clean."

"be considerate of other lap swimmers, wipe your lane dry after every lap workout!"

"spend an entire day on the farm this fall w/ pig races, cowboy games, turkey races, animal farm, make your own candied apples, roasted almonds & cashews, pumpkin patch, make your own christmas wreath!"

"after swimming laps, please wipe it off!"