Shiny

"Nice station aside from Derrick at the ticket counter. I've seen taxidermed animals with more intelligence"

"Simply amazing"

"The containers for sides are now reusable. Very cool."

"Amazing amazing amazing. Suck it, genghis grill."

"DO NOT TRUST THE FAT OR OLD ONES. I said "light ranch" and they unloaded TWO FUCKING BOTTLES ON IT. WHILE GRINNING. This may be funny later but they fucked up my lunch. Ain't the first time either."

"If you see the fat black chick or the old woman, walk the fuck out. The guys or the girl with the drama tattoo are awesome though."