Sherm

"Don't check in here unless you are here! And you better not be here unless I invite you here or I be callin poe poes"

"Cheapest Monster Energy Drinks at 2.50"

"Avoid this place like the plague it is!"

"Don't catch fire!"

"Great people and there's always food. SCORE!!!!"

"Kiddy shakes 79 cents... Perfect size."