Sheriff Scabs

"This workplace is on private property. If you check in here without either Kris, Scott, Ben Dennis or Mike in the building, you will be considered trespassing and will be arrested."

"This is a private residence."

"visit Sheriff Scabs"

"The best Old Fashioned I've ever had. A whiskey lover's dream come true."

"Did you know Oaks serves breakfast? Try Manuel's scrambled eggs. Too much to finish in one sitting. Pure awesome!"

"Stop in for a friendly game of Hungry Hungry Hippos and don't forget to pet the ferret."