Sheena

"Try their half pedro, half carnivore!"

"So-so pinoy dishes - nothing special"

"Try St. Mick's Sriracha Honey Chicken Wings!"

"Badtrip ba hanap mo after your manicure session? Look for GIRLIE. simangot, dabog, at super attitude ang take home mo, sigurado."

"Manager on duty just gave me the"i dont do stuff like that" look when i mistakenly asked him to wipe the bench before we sit down,and instructed his staff to do it instead.Yabang!"

"Nope, this is not the famous bacarra crispy empanada. The real one is like a block or 2 away from this place."