Shawn Galloway

"A/C is dripping on half of the tables. Waitress informed us that they were about to remodel so they won't have to deal with that much longer. A lot if good that does us tonite!"

"Stalled metro bus in HOV lane! This stinks!"

"It's peanut butter jelly time!"

"Every time I go to Walmart I remember why I don't like going to Walmart!"

"You can fill up on free samples!"

"They never...NEVER...get my order right!!!"