Shar Pourdanesh

"Hello Sharrif. Love the shorts."

"The 7-11 across the parking lot is owned and operated by Sharrif. He's got a Borat like mustache and wears killer shorts."

"Emily cheats!!! I have to check I'm first!!!!"

"Don't let Emily lean on your side. It starts hurting after a while."

"You have to try the famous Italian taco. It is world renowned."

"I am here to testify that the rumor of an amazing Persian Sausage is not only true, but rather an under-statement!"