Shane Jones

"It's not a cocktail bar. You want £2 drinks in a glass that aren't beer, this is you place. Otherwise just get a £5 zombie"

"Go and admire the cooler full of beer at the back. You'll want one in your own home."

"Need Gluten Free? Give them 24 hours notice and you're sorted."

"Bacon is cooked fresh to order. Take advantage if this. Every day."

"Rooms are cold, lots of noise, corridors warmer than the room, sporadic heat changing showers. If you're not here for business go to Kex hostel instead. Out of 10 I rate this an F."

"If you can't name 90% of the faces on this wall its you may not enjoy the music here."