Shane

"Wow. This is a nice pool."

"Weekly Gang Bang, Thursday nights, #210."

"NOT pronounced El Monahleetoh."

"Inquired about how I may speak with either of the roommates, Dave or Buster, but it seems neither of them are present. They have a lot of video games for one household."

"Please indulge in the family band Hot Dog Restaurant while stopping by."

"Coincidentally, the best food here is not a hamburger, but an egg sandwich."