Sarah Zaremba

"Don't go before closing time they only got what they got once its gone ur outta luck"

"Credit cards NOT accepted, but for .99 cents they'll run ur ATM for $20, & give u the change if ur meal costs less..."

"Can't pay tip on credit card so bring cash"

"Don't eat food from the canteen unless u want to spend the rest of the day in the bathroom..."

"The jokes never fail to be completely LAME & hilarious even after the 20th time of hearing them"

"Does anyone know why in the South America section they have penguins?"