Susan

"These people are idiots. No, regular pop and diet arent the same thing. Yes, I can tell. Thanks for lying to my face though."

"Don't stop here, this is bat country!"

"Mischarged and slow as hell. Took 9 minutes for 2 sandwiches and drinks."

"bring out your nerds!"

"Super comfy couches for watching bands and drinking beer."

"Home of the most ridiculous fall bonfires this side of the county!"