Clyde Tressler

"Guantanamo can't be worse than the men's room here."

"Good diner breakfast. Try the spinach feta omelet."

"Play to their strengths: pork shoulder, bags of chicken thighs @ $0.69/lb, pork loin end chops, lamb shanks. (for carnivores)"

"Breath is the enemy of speed."

"In general, the women swim faster than the men here."

"As your Mayor, I welcome you and bid you 'stay wet.'"