Sergio

"Home Sweet Home!"

"Parking lot is icy and super slick. Careful!"

"Holiday Hoopala is excellent. Bring a large group and let the Freak flow."

"As Mayor, I hereby open the floor for nominations for Lt Mayor of HMS"

"As Mayor of this fine establishment, I hereby declare Eden Isabella as Lt Mayor"

"Want your kid to rock the house? Tickle the ivory? Sing somewhere other than the shower? This is the place to learn all these things and more!"