Sean Mc

"Lorraine keeps eating here after she saw the dirty cook eat his boogers. What gives?"

"It's water people."

"What a dump!!"

"Driving by this place the smell of hot grease is nauseating. I can only imagine what all the sheep inside are eating."

"I guess you laptop guys will have to go to Starbucks and finish your movie script."

"Man on the corner of Third and Newcomb right in the heart of H.P.! 4-Tay"