Sean Laverick

"Just had a blue cheese gormet burger. Outstanding!"

"Dj sucks balls. Good tunes though. Smells like an unclean foot"

"Cheap foood!"

"Beer, ghosts and fish n chips for £4.95"

"Haunted pub. Fresh beer. What more do you want?"

"No cash machine. But there is money back. The cheapest thing is 11p to pay for."