Sean Enos

"Don't go if you have any sort of a budget, you'll just walk out wanting everything."

"Get a margarita."

"Very nice, free lighter with a carton of cigarettes, and he gave me free hot chocolate for having to wait outside a bit."

"99% of the time this place only has overpriced garbage. And about half the time one of the bag nazis decides you're a thief. Go to the one on Archer instead"

"Without fail, at least 2 of the machines will be broken when the store is busy. At midnight, they're all working"

"Watch out for the creepy guy in A8"